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Trash - Rubbish - Recycle - Recycling Get Greener - Recycling Program - Healthy Planet - Office Recycling Listen to Coronavirus Patient Zero RRP $18.99 ![]() Imagine 6 of the best authorities on self-publishing got together......And put together a slurry of shit that helped nobody! A book so appalling, that to act upon even one of the strategies inside, would be to write your self-publishing career's death warrant. Yes, with this premium guide, you too can join the legions of stupid bastards who fail to sell a single copy of their sorry excuse for a book each and every month! Here's a small taster of the unfathomable garbage you'll be subjected to on the inside:
Here! Just look at what some of the fictional reviewers that I just made up are saying about this... erm..."book." "After over 7 decades of painstaking research into self-publishing, 41 year old Jack Offonew has finally unleashed his masterwork which was written last week by other people." - The Daily Moron "So funny I shit my pants!" - Foulmouthed Beast Monthly "Best book for self-publishers ever, I love re-reading it on my motorbike!" - Guy "Kawasaki" Jones "On the outside it's just another self-publishing book, if you look deeper however you'll see that the author is slightly touched." - John the blogger "This was acutely distressing. Those poor, poor co-authors." - Charles Manson So, what are you waiting for? To fall for yet another dreadful call to action and waste more money, simply scroll up & wildly click the "Buy Now" button multiple times!RRP $17.99 ![]() "A Load of Rubbish" - Find out about all the rubbish we create, and what we do with it - all in a book without words. Then 'read' a story about something that ends up as rubbish when it shouldn't. This book is part of "Thunderbolts" a series of 24 levelled reading books, covering popular non-fiction topics. The 24 low level, full-colour titles offer progression over four levels and have particular appeal to older readers. Each book features a non-fiction section together with a fully illustrated fiction story on the same topic. "A Load of Rubbish"! is part of "Set One", the lowest level; these books have no words in them. RRP $16.99 ![]() Kids Diary Books age 9-12
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