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Imagine 6 of the best authorities on self-publishing got together...
...And put together a slurry of shit that helped nobody!
A book so appalling, that to act upon even one of the strategies inside, would be to write your self-publishing career's death warrant.
Yes, with this premium guide, you too can join the legions of stupid bastards who fail to sell a single copy of their sorry excuse for a book each and every month!
Here's a small taster of the unfathomable garbage you'll be subjected to on the inside:
Here! Just look at what some of the fictional reviewers that I just made up are saying about this... erm..."book."
"After over 7 decades of painstaking research into self-publishing, 41 year old Jack Offonew has finally unleashed his masterwork which was written last week by other people." - The Daily Moron
"So funny I shit my pants!" - Foulmouthed Beast Monthly
"Best book for self-publishers ever, I love re-reading it on my motorbike!" - Guy "Kawasaki" Jones
"On the outside it's just another self-publishing book, if you look deeper however you'll see that the author is slightly touched." - John the blogger
"This was acutely distressing. Those poor, poor co-authors." - Charles Manson
So, what are you waiting for?
To fall for yet another dreadful call to action and waste more money, simply scroll up & wildly click the "Buy Now" button multiple times!
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