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Malcolm Tilsley is a street cleaner. He is well educated and smart and clean. And being a street cleaner is all he ever wanted to be. Street cleaning is a family tradition, it's in his blood, and he wants to be the best there has been. Willy Eckerslike, Managing Director of Suburbiaville Newtown council has different ideas and wants to replace Malcolm with a fantastic vehicle called the "All-in-One-Der." Manned by Rubbish Robots, the mobile wheelie-bins equipped with mechanical arms and different attachments are faster, more efficient and cheaper than humans. It makes Malcolm redundant. What A Load of Rubbish is a brilliant mix of social theory, human spirit and classical heroism that culminates in a battle between man and machine.
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Imagine 6 of the best authorities on self-publishing got together...
...And put together a slurry of shit that helped nobody!
A book so appalling, that to act upon even one of the strategies inside, would be to write your self-publishing career's death warrant.
Yes, with this premium guide, you too can join the legions of stupid bastards who fail to sell a single copy of their sorry excuse for a book each and every month!
Here's a small taster of the unfathomable garbage you'll be subjected to on the inside:
- Rick Smith: How to publish on CreateSpace, and then have sex with your audience... in groups if you wish!
- Matt Stone: Get noticed and sell your books to the average stupid person via social media.
- Von Money: How to steal extra money from your customers, from right inside your book!
- Derek Doepker: How to annoy, offend and completely disgust potential readers.
- Buck Flogging: Why the term "My dick disappears when I tie my shoes" could make you rich.
- Jack Offonew: How to get several idiots to write most of your book for you... for FREE!
Here! Just look at what some of the fictional reviewers that I just made up are saying about this... erm..."book."
"After over 7 decades of painstaking research into self-publishing, 41 year old Jack Offonew has finally unleashed his masterwork which was written last week by other people." - The Daily Moron
"So funny I shit my pants!" - Foulmouthed Beast Monthly
"Best book for self-publishers ever, I love re-reading it on my motorbike!" - Guy "Kawasaki" Jones
"On the outside it's just another self-publishing book, if you look deeper however you'll see that the author is slightly touched." - John the blogger
"This was acutely distressing. Those poor, poor co-authors." - Charles Manson
So, what are you waiting for?
To fall for yet another dreadful call to action and waste more money, simply scroll up & wildly click the "Buy Now" button multiple times!
RRP $16.99
Kids Diary Books age 9-12
Hi, it's Georgie Mills here again. Listen, what would you do if you had the opportunity to be away from home for an entire week? You'd jump at the chance right? Well I did. A whole week away from my parents and more importantly - my annoying sister Sophia. My school had organised a class trip that was to be full of activities and adventure. Not surprisingly, I was the first in line to hand in my consent form.
Unfortunately, things didn't go as I had expected them to. For a start, Melanie and Millicent Munchkin came and were more horrible than usual. Then there was the hotel. A crumbling building in the middle of nowhere; it wasn't surprising that talk soon turned to ghosts who roamed the corridors. I was even more freaked out when spooky things started to happen. Are ghosts real or is it just my mind playing tricks on me? There's only one way to find out
The Rubbish Witch Diaries are the magical stories of a young girl, who despite her gift, still has to deal with the daily pressures of bullies, friendship and family. Join Georgie and read how being a young witch isn't as glamourous as it sounds.
Witch books for kids just got cool!
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